oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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