Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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