Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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