what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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