chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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