just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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