Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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