If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Also, beer. Big fan.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Never underestimate the power of titties
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