Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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