I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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