And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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