This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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