The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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