I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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