sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Randomize
