I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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