3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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