so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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