Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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