brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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