"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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