we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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