he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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