I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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