yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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