Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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