it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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