Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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