There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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