Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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