Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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