i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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