ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I love you. Go after that dick
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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