U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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