pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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