you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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