I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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