its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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