somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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