You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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