Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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