she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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