just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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