Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I intend to get homeless drunk
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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