I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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