I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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