I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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