Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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