yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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