brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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